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Greetings, hamsters! Today we traverse through a whirlwind of ardent support for P. Durov, the burgeoning D5 venture, and a tantalizing exposé promising to unveil the murkiest corners of the crypto realm. Let’s plunge into today’s edition of hamster news.
In the wake of Pavel Durov’s apprehension in France, the digital sphere has been inundated with a torrent of solidarity from diverse political and business luminaries. Edward Snowden, the infamous NSA whistleblower, denounced Duru’s detention as a grievous affront to fundamental human rights. Concurrently, Justin Sun, the HDX founder, proposed that the crypto community should rally together, establishing a “Free Duru DAO” to legally liberate the Tegram founder. Sun even pledged a substantial $1 million donation to the cause.
On the financial front, banking behemoth JP Morgan has calculated that the remaining Bitcoin yet to be mined is valued at approximately $74 billion. In related news, stablecoin issuer Tether has asserted that since its inception in 2014, the company has assisted over 145 law enforcement agencies globally in recovering more than $18.8 million worth of USDT entangled in illicit activities.
In a surprising twist, former U.S. President and current Republican Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, has thrown his weight behind a D5 initiative, “The Defiant Ones.” Trump took to his social media platform, Truth Social, to champion this project as a countermeasure against the stranglehold of big banks and the financial elite, who he claims have been suffocating the average American. He also shared a link to the project’s Telegram group, which has already garnered a following of over 45,000.
In literary news, a bombshell book titled Crypto Confidential has hit the shelves, penned by Jak Dani, a former insider who left the industry after witnessing its deep-seated corruption. The author promises to divulge even more damning revelations about the darker underbelly of the crypto world and is currently collaborating with advocacy and law enforcement groups to further expose these secrets.
That wraps up today’s report. Remember, hamsters, the power lies in unity—one for all and all for one. Until tomorrow, stay vigilant and informed.
